New News!

First of all:

December 1st I'll have a FREE ONE-HOUR HOMEMADE COMEDY SPECIAL for you to download and blop and flipper at your convenience! It's free! Enjoy! On December 1st!

The Store is open thru December 15th! So, with only a few hundred CDs and tshirts left - relatively sweatshop-free (if I'm clear on the cd origination) merch - going to be flying out like frisbee hotcake plates! Or, like padded folders every 4 to 5 days when I can get to it between giggelos.

Here is where I'll be so far in 2010, if you are available- and some TV shows:

Stand-Up on John Oliver standup Special to Air in 2010 on Comedy Central

Play May Kadoody on Sarah Silverman Program episode dealing with Gay Marriage.

Play bunch of characters on Adventure Time on Cartoon Network - which is a really odd, lovely show.

Writing new jokes or "channeling" them humbly- like a composer- from the Source (Anxiety/Hope)

Great review for "Unwanted Thoughts Syndrome" CD/DVD on The Onion AV Club- "One of the Best Ten Comedy CDs of the Decade"

 

Cities coming to:

San Francisco 12.31.09 at the Giant Theatre with Chris Hardwick, et al courtesy of the Punchline.

Ann Arbor 1.14-16 at the Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase

Austin 1.27-28 at the Cap City Comedy Club

Bloomington, Indiana 2.11-14 at the Ha Ha Cookie Zone (I'm not remembering name- but it's the only one there! in DT Bloomington)

Columbus, OH 2.19 at Denison University

Atlanta 2.25-28 at the Laughing Skull with Jackie Kashian the Headiner opening - 2 for price of one!

Melbourne, Australia at the Melbourne Comedy Festival {TENTATIVE} 3.15-4.15

Chicago, IL Lakeshore Theatre 5.21-22

NYC at Comix NYC 6.10-12 with Jackie Kashian the Headliner opening- 2 for price of one- again!!

 

Hey. Give someone your time. It's free and it's the only thing people really remember.

Thanks for reading this email!


Baroof

 

P.S. - If you don't see your city on the appearance list below, feel free to "Demand Me"


MARIA'S FULL LIST OF APPEARANCES:

DATE VENUE LOCATION PURCHASE TICKETS INFO
ANYTIME! "UNWANTED THOUGHTS SYNDROME"

Here! ORDER THE CD/DVD!! ORDER THE CD/DVD!!
ANYTIME! LIMITED EDITION MARIA T-SHIRT!

Here! ORDER THE SHIRT! ORDER THE SHIRT!!
11.19.09 EASTERN NEW MEXICO STATE
Portales, NM INFO! WEBSITE
11.21.09 COMEDY MELTDOWN 22: WHERE ARE YOU?
at the Meltdown Gallery
7522 W Sunset
Los Angeles, CA 90046
INFO! 8PM SHOW!
11.23.09 DRUNK ON STAGE @ AKBAR
(with BRUCE DANIELS)
4356 W Sunset
(at Fountain)
Los Angeles , CA
INFO! 8PM SHOW!
11.27.09 NEVER NOT FUNNY PARDCAST-A-THON
(THIS WILL BE A LIVE SHOW!!!)
www.pardcast.com
9PM - 6AM PACIFIC TIME
INFO! 9PM - 6AM PACIFIC
12.15.09 COMEDY DEATH RAY - A FUNDRAISER!
(at UCB Theatre)
Hollywood, CA INFO! 8:30PM SHOW!
12.31.09 PALACE OF FINE ARTS
(with Chris Hardwick & Doug Benson)
San Francisco, CA INFO! WEBSITE
01.14 - 01.16.10 ANN ARBOR COMEDY SHOWCASE Ann Arbor, MI INFO! WEBSITE
01.27 - 01.28.10 CAP CITY COMEDY CLUB
Austin, TX INFO! WEBSITE
02.11 - 02.13.10 FUNNYBONE
(with Larry Vazeos)
Bloomington, IN INFO! WEBSITE
02.25 - 02.28.10 LAUGHING SKULL LOUNGE
(with Jackie Kashian)
Atlanta, GA INFO! WEBSITE
03.15 - 04.15.10 MELBOURNE COMEDY FESTIVAL
(TENTATIVE!!)
Melbourne, AUS INFO! WEBSITE
05.07 - 05.09.10 MAXFUNCON
(hosted by Jesse Thorn)
Lake Arrowhead, CA INFO! WEBSITE
05.21 - 05.22.10 LAKESHORE THEATER
Chicago, IL INFO! WEBSITE
06.10 - 06.12.10 COMIX NY
(with Jackie Kashian)
New York, NY INFO! WEBSITE

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