Dearest Email Friends,
Just wanted to alert you the Special Pre-sale for my mailing list and Myspace Friends. Tuesday was supposed to be exclusively. I hope to see you in Austin for the taping of my new one hour special for Comedy Central. For explanation on the tour name see below tour dates
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Venue |
City |
Tix |
| Aug 15 |
Fillmore Miami Beach at Jackie Gleason |
Miami, FL
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| Aug 16 |
Ruth Eckerd Hall |
Clearwater, FL
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| Aug 22 |
Genesee Theatre |
Waukegan IL
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| Aug 23 |
Star Plaza Theatre |
Merrillville IN
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| Sep 12 |
Morrison Center |
Boise ID
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| Sep 13 |
Dodge Theater |
Phoenix, AZ
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| Sep 19 |
Alabama Theater |
Birmingham AL
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| Sep 20 |
Cobb Energy PAC |
Atlanta GA
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| Sep 26 |
Midland Theatre |
Kansas City MO
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| Sep 27 |
Fox Theater |
St. Louis MO
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| Oct 10 |
Temple Hoyne Buell Theatre |
Denver CO
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| Oct 11 |
Civic Music Hall |
Omaha, NE
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| Nov 07 |
The Warfield |
San Francisco CA
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| Nov 08 |
The Wiltern |
Los Angeles CA
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| Nov 21 |
Berkelee Performance Center |
Boston MA
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| Nov 22 |
Berkelee Performance Center |
Boston MA
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| Nov 28 |
Town Hall |
New York NY
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| Nov 29 |
Town Hall |
New York NY
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| Dec 06 |
PARAMOUNT THEATRE - 7PM
TAPING FOR JIM'S NEW COMEDY CENTRAL SPECIAL |
Austin TX
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| Dec 06 |
PARAMOUNT THEATRE - 10PM
TAPING FOR JIM'S NEW COMEDY CENTRAL SPECIAL |
Austin TX
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| Dec 12 |
The Louisville Palace Theatre |
Louisville KY
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| Dec 13 |
Palace Theatre |
Cleveland OH
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| Dec 30 |
Pabst Theater |
Milwaukee, WI
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| Dec 31 |
Pabst Theater |
Milwaukee, WI
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The Sexy Tour
I wanted the name of my upcoming new Comedy Central Live Tour to reflect what I’m all about. Naturally, I decided on “The Sexy Tour”.
I realize this tour name might cause some questions. So in an effort to avoid looking like a lunatic, I decided to interview myself. I met myself in at a luxury hotel lobby bar in downtown Manhattan.
Me: Hi Jim. Thanks for doing this interview.
Jim: Happy to do it, Jim. By the way, I’m a big fan or your acting and stand up.
Me: Thanks. How will this new tour be different from “Beyond the Pale”?
Jim: Well, this tour will be all new material and it is called “The Sexy Tour”.
Me: Is the new material Sexy?
Jim: No, no. no. I still deal with hard hitting issues like bacon, legal documents and bean bag chairs, but it is still a clean, all ages show. The only thing sexy about the show is me. I can’t help that part.
Me: No you can’t. You are a balding, married guy with two kids, not normally what society considers sexy. Many will think you are being ironic with the tour name, The Sexy Tour.
Jim: Huh? That’s odd.
Me: I mean, what about your body, Jim?
Jim: Thank you. Yes, I do have a sexy body. Staying in shape is hard. Luckily I don’t have to worry about that. I already have a gut. Women like guts. It’s means I’m brave. I can protect women.
Me: Good point. What is sexy?
Jim: Good question, Jim. It’s like you are reading my mind. What is sexy? Is it appearing half naked in a photo spread in Maxim? Well if it’s picture of me. Yes, that is sexy.
Me: I agree. You are sexy Jim Gaffigan. How can I find out which cities you will be going to on The Sexy Tour and be notified of a special presale in late March?
Jim: Another good question. You can check out where I’ll be going below. To be notified of the special pre-sale click on link below.
Me: Wow, that is so awesome. How can I--
Waitress: Excuse me sir, some other patrons have been complaining about you talking to yourself rather loudly. Can you keep it down? (Waitress exits)
Me: What’s that crazy bitch’s problem?
Jim: It’s ok. My sexiness has that effect on some women.
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