Dearest Email Friends,
The pre-sale is now for my fall Comedy Central Tour: The Sexy Tour. The public will be notified of the onsale Friday Morning. Only friends are being notified now. Hope to see you at one of my shows or at the filming of my New Hour Special in Austin! For explanation on the tour name see below tour dates.
| Date |
Venue |
City |
Tix |
| Aug 15 |
Fillmore Miami Beach at Jackie Gleason |
Miami, FL
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| Aug 16 |
Ruth Eckerd Hall |
Clearwater, FL
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| Aug 22 |
Genesee Theatre |
Waukegan IL
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| Aug 23 |
Star Plaza Theatre |
Merrillville IN
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| Sep 12 |
Morrison Center |
Boise ID
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| Sep 13 |
Dodge Theater |
Phoenix, AZ
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| Sep 19 |
Alabama Theater |
Birmingham AL
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| Sep 20 |
Cobb Energy PAC |
Atlanta GA
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| Sep 26 |
Midland Theatre |
Kansas City MO
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| Sep 27 |
Fox Theater |
St. Louis MO
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| Oct 10 |
Temple Hoyne Buell Theatre |
Denver CO
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| Oct 11 |
Civic Music Hall |
Omaha, NE
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| Nov 07 |
The Warfield |
San Francisco CA
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| Nov 08 |
The Wiltern |
Los Angeles CA
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| Nov 21 |
Berkelee Performance Center |
Boston MA
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| Nov 22 |
Berkelee Performance Center |
Boston MA
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| Nov 28 |
Town Hall |
New York NY
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| Nov 29 |
Town Hall |
New York NY
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| Dec 06 |
PARAMOUNT THEATRE - 7PM
TAPING FOR JIM'S NEW COMEDY CENTRAL SPECIAL |
Austin TX
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| Dec 06 |
PARAMOUNT THEATRE - 10PM
TAPING FOR JIM'S NEW COMEDY CENTRAL SPECIAL |
Austin TX
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| Dec 12 |
The Louisville Palace Theatre |
Louisville KY
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| Dec 13 |
Palace Theatre |
Cleveland OH
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| Dec 30 |
Pabst Theater |
Milwaukee, WI
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| Dec 31 |
Pabst Theater |
Milwaukee, WI
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The Sexy Tour
I wanted the name of my upcoming new Comedy Central Live Tour to reflect what I’m all about. Naturally, I decided on “The Sexy Tour”.
I realize this tour name might cause some questions. So in an effort to avoid looking like a lunatic, I decided to interview myself. I met myself at a luxury hotel lobby bar in downtown Manhattan.
Me: Hi Jim. Thanks for doing this interview.
Jim: Happy to do it, Jim. By the way, I’m a big fan or your acting and stand up.
Me: Thanks. How will this new tour be different from “Beyond the Pale”?
Jim: Well, this tour will be all new material and it is called “The Sexy Tour”.
Me: Is the new material Sexy?
Jim: No, no. no. I still deal with hard hitting issues like bacon, legal documents and bean bag chairs, but it is still a clean, all ages show. The only thing sexy about the show is me. I can’t help that part.
Me: No you can’t. You are a balding, married guy with two kids, not normally what society considers sexy. Many will think you are being ironic with the tour name, The Sexy Tour.
Jim: Huh? That’s odd.
Me: I mean, what about your body, Jim?
Jim: Thank you. Yes, I do have a sexy body. Staying in shape is hard. Luckily I don’t have to worry about that. I already have a gut. Women like guts. It’s means I’m brave. I can protect women.
Me: Good point. What is sexy?
Jim: Good question, Jim. It’s like you are reading my mind. What is sexy? Is it appearing half naked in a photo spread in Maxim? Well if it’s picture of me. Yes, that is sexy.
Me: I agree. You are sexy Jim Gaffigan. How can I find out which cities you will be going to on The Sexy Tour and be notified of a special presale in late March?
Jim: Another good question. You can check out where I’ll be going below. To be notified of the special pre-sale click on link below.
Me: Wow, that is so awesome. How can I--
Waitress: Excuse me sir, some other patrons have been complaining about you talking to yourself rather loudly. Can you keep it down? (Waitress exits)
Me: What’s that crazy bitch’s problem?
Jim: It’s ok. My sexiness has that effect on some women.
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