It is a sad day we live in. Ringtone links are usually a scam. Well, at least from my experience and I'm so white they barely allow me to have a ringtone on my cell. About a year ago, I did a recording of some REAL ringtones that are finally available for you. There is a fee. I can assure you I get about 5% of the cost.

Anyway, I'm in Hawaii taking a break from applying sunscreen, but, if you have a second, check out my ringtones and if you feel like it, grab one.

If you would rather focus on the free things, you can watch my one hour special re-airing on Comedy Central this Saturday, July 14th at 8PM/7c

I love you,

Jim

P.S. - Hope to catch you at one of my shows this summer and fall. Say hey afterward at the meet and greet. We can take some pictures where I'll make you look handsome or sexy

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