3rd Show added at Warner Theater 12/1. Onsale 8/15 10am
My Mid-Atlantic amigos,
Thanks to everyone who bought tickets to Warner Theater shows. Due to demand, a second show has been added on Saturday night which will go on sale Wednesday, August 15th at 10am.
Friday, November 30th |
Warner Theater |
Washington, DC |
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Saturday, December 1st |
Warner Theater |
Washington, DC |
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Saturday, December 1st |
Warner Theater |
THIRD SHOW ADDED |
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Saturday, October 27 |
Christopher Newport U |
Newport News, VA |
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The show is open to all ages. Please say hey at the meet and greet following the show
When I was a kid I really thought it would be so cool to be an Astronaut. Upon some recent analysis, I’m just not as impressed as I was when I was ten.
First of all, astronauts have to wear diapers. Diapers! I know.
This lowered the status of the career pretty much to the bottom for me too. I didn't know about the diaper thing until recently, and it’s gotta be a career surprise for some of them. “Bill after 30 years of training, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is you ARE GOING TO THE MOON. The bad news is you have to wear a diaper for 6 months.” I don’t know about you but I’d stay here and look at that GoogleMap thing.
My Second issue. The traveling. Granted I’m not someone who is even is a fan of going outside, but flying to outer space? No thanks. I get bored on a flight from NY to DC. Astronauts must have moments before lift off like: “OK I’m traveling for 6 months. I guess I can read this book and watch this movie, then... I’ll only have 6 months to kill”.
Lastly, those space suits? C'mon. What is this "Lost In Space"? Do you mean technology hasn’t improved enough to get them out of those bulky giant onsies with the bubble head helmet? They look like they are on their way to a Halloween party in the 1960's.
Frankly, I’m surprised we can even get people to be astronauts. “Hey want to sit in a giant tin can for six months and press some buttons? Oh, by the way, you might die. But at least you'll be wearing a diaper.”
I love you and really do respect astronauts,
Jim
P.S. I’m now on Facebook, IMDB, Myspace
P.P.S. Real ringtones available here.
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ALL APPEARANCES:
Date |
Venue |
City or TV Show |
Tix |
Aug 16 |
Humphrey’s
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San Diego, CA |
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Aug 18 |
Silver Legacy Casino
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Reno, NV |
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Aug 19 |
Mountain Winery
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Saratoga, CA |
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Aug 21 |
Beyond The Pale - One Hour Special Re-Airs - 10PM
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Comedy Central |
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Aug 22 |
Beyond The Pale - One Hour Special Re-Airs - 12AM
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Comedy Central |
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Sep 02 |
Riverside Casino & Golf Resort - 5pm
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Riverside, IA |
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Sep 07 |
Purdue University - Elliott Hall of Music
Special password is BACON
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West Lafayette, IN |
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Sep 13 |
Western Illinois University
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Macomb, IL |
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Sep 15 |
Marist College
for students only
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Poughkeepsie, NY |
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Sep 18 |
University of South Carolina - Kroger Center
for students only
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Columbia, SC |
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Sep 24 |
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
WITH PALE FORCE
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NBC TV
12:35am/11:35C |
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Sep 29 |
Tower Theater |
Philadelphia, PA |
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Sep 29 |
Tower Theater
2nd SHOW ADDED ONSALE AUG 15th @ 10am |
Philadelphia, PA |
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Oct 12 |
Orpheum Theater - special password is Bacon
SECOND SHOW ADDED
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Minneapolis, MN |
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Oct 13 |
Orpheum Theater
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Minneapolis, MN |
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Oct 13 |
Orpheum Theater THIRD SHOW ADDED!!! |
Minneapolis, MN |
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Oct 16 |
Auburn University - 7:30PM
Activities Center - for students only
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Auburn ,AL |
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Oct 18 |
University of Maryland
for students only
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Baltimore, MD |
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Oct 19 |
Bucknell University
Langone Center Lawn - for students only
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Lewisburg, PA |
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Oct 26 |
Central Washington University - 8PM
Ballroom - for students only
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Ellensburg, WA |
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Oct 27 |
Christopher Newport University
The Freeman Center - OPEN TO PUBLIC
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Newport News, VA |
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Oct 29 |
Private Corporate Event
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Myrtle Beach, SC |
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Nov 02 |
Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall
Password is bacon
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Portland, OR |
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Nov 03 |
Paramount Theater
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Seattle, WA |
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Nov 03 |
Paramount Theater SECOND SHOW ADDED!!!
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Seattle, WA |
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Nov 04 |
Paramount Theater THIRD SHOW ADDED!!!
ONSALE JULY 18th |
Seattle, WA |
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Nov 17 |
Fox Theatre
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Detroit, MI |
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Nov 25 |
Pearl Theatre at the Palms
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Las Vegas, NV |
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Nov 30 |
Warner Theatre
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Washington, DC |
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Dec 01 |
Warner Theatre
SECOND SHOW ADDED!!!
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Washington, DC |
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Dec 01 |
Warner Theatre
THIRD SHOW ADDED!!! ONSALE AUG 15th @ 10am
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Washington, DC |
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