Dear Friends in Minnesota and North Dakota,

I never thought I’d be sending an email announcing that a 4th show at the Orpheum will be going on sale, but if here goes.  If, by chance, anyone on this list who hasn’t gotten tickets to one of my three other shows in MSPL and wants to go, well, this is for you. 

Here’s the info for the 4th show:  This Friday, Sept. 21st at 11am, the Friday October 12th 10pm show will go on sale.

October 12th	Orpheum Theater - 10pm ON SALE SEPT 21 @ 11am	Minneapolis, MN
October 12th	Orpheum Theater - 7pm	Minneapolis, MN
October 13th	Orpheum Theater - 7pm	Minneapolis, MN
October 13th	Orpheum Theater - 10pm	Minneapolis, MN

If dog is man’s best friend, then Catsup is definitely food's best friend. Catsup is always there to help out or improve something you are eating. “These fries need catsup” or “I’m having Mac and Cheese for the 4th day in a row – this time I’ll add catsup and pretend it’s Marinara sauce”. You know what I mean.

Sadly, it seems we only realize how important catsup is when you don’t have it. We’ve all had the moment when we discover we have more fries than catsup? It ain’t fun brother. What if there never was Catsup? I know it’s scary thought. What if there was no tomato. That’s even scarier. No tomatoes means no catsup, probably no Italy. Who knows, maybe no Carla Gugino.

When was the last time you held a catsup bottle in your hands and said “Thank you catsup”? A while? Maybe it’s time you gave some props to the king of all condiments.

I love you and you know how I feel about catsup,

Jim

P.S. I’m now on Facebook, IMDB, Myspace

P.P.S. Real ringtones available here.

P.P.P.S. If you are not from MN & ND, I have you listed under wrong state.  Please let me know.