Dear friends in the lovely Oregon,

I want to thank everyone who bought tickets to my upcoming shows in Portland.  I’m pleased to announce that due to demand a second show is being added and goes on sale this Wednesday (Sept. 19) at 10am. 

NOV 2nd - 7PM	Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall	Portland, OR
NOV 2nd - 10PM	Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall ONSALE SEPT 19 @ 10am	Portland, OR

If dog is man’s best friend, then Catsup is definitely food's best friend. Catsup is always there to help out or improve something you are eating. “These fries need catsup” or “I’m having Mac and Cheese for the 4th day in a row – this time I’ll add catsup and pretend it’s Marinara sauce”. You know what I mean.

Sadly, it seems we only realize how important catsup is when you don’t have it. We’ve all had the moment when we discover we have more fries than catsup? It ain’t fun brother. What if there never was Catsup? I know it’s scary thought. What if there was no tomato. That’s even scarier. No tomatoes means no catsup, probably no Italy. Who knows, maybe no Carla Gugino.

When was the last time you held a catsup bottle in your hands and said “Thank you catsup”? A while? Maybe it’s time you gave some props to the king of all condiments.

I love you and you know how I feel about catsup,

Jim

P.S. I’m now on Facebook, IMDB, Myspace

P.P.S. Real ringtones available here.

P.P.P.S. If you are not from Oregon, I have you listed under wrong state.  Please let me know.