I normally don’t believe in giving early Christmas gifts. Sure, some of it is respect for the Chanukah season. I also think giving early gifts is wrong and a self-serving way to trump everyone else’s gift. Well, I must admit I’m guilty this year. I got myself a present. And boy was I surprised. I wasn’t really expecting anything from me but somehow I knew exactly what I wanted. I tell ya, the look on my face when I saw myself opening the gift from me, I’ll never forget. And I will never forget it either! I wish I could tell you what I got myself, but we both want to keep it a secret. Something just between me and I. You know how I am. I just hope you didn’t get me what I got myself.

Tonight Late Night with Conan O'Brien with Special Christmas episode of Pale Force (part 1)

I love you,

Jim

PS - On Friday check out part 2 of the Christmas episode of Pale Force on NBC.com

PPS - Check me out as Santa!  See why i will eventually play santa in malls when i'm 70 years old, check this out. Also i have tons of other videos.

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