Jim Gaffigan on Jimmy Kimmel LIVE* - Tonight, March 11th
There never is a good age to really enjoy candy bars. When you're a kid you think, when I'm a teenager I'll have money so I can eat candy bars all the time. When you're a teenager you think, if I didn't have to worry about acne I'd eat candy bars all the time. When you're middle-aged you think, if I didn't have to worry about my weight I'd eat candy bars all the time. When your really old you think, what's a candy bar?
- Jim
* [Jimmy Kimmel LIVE airs on ABC at 12:05AM/11:05PMc]
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UPCOMING APPEARANCES!
Mar 03 |
Moore Theater Downtown • Seattle, WA
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Mar 04 |
Aladdin Theater • Portland, OR
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Mar 04 |
Aladdin Theater • Portland, OR
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Mar 10 |
Capitol Theater • Columbus, OH
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Mar 10 |
Capitol Theater • Columbus, OH
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Mar 10 |
Jimmy Kimmel Show
ABC (12:05AM /11:05PMc) |
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Mar 11 |
The Uptown • Kansas City, MO |
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Mar 17 |
Michigan Theater • Ann Arbor, MI |
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Mar 17 |
Last Call with Carson Daly • NBC |
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Mar 18 |
Pantages Theater • Minneapolis, MN
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Mar 18 |
Pantages Theater • Minneapolis, MN
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Mar 19 |
Pantages Theater • Minneapolis, MN
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Mar 24 |
Byham Theater • Pittsburgh, PA |
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Mar 25 |
The Egg • Albany, NY
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Mar 25 |
The Egg • Albany, NY
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Mar 31 |
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Apr 07 |
Palace of Fine Arts • San Francisco, CA
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Apr 07 |
Palace of Fine Arts • San Francisco, CA
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Apr 08 |
Spreckels Theatre • San Diego, CA |
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Apr 21 |
The Trocadero • Philadelphia, PA
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Apr 21 |
The Trocadero • Philadelphia, PA
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Apr 22 |
Warner Theatre • Washington, D.C.
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Apr 22 |
Warner Theatre • Washington, D.C.
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Apr 28 |
Paramount Theatre • Denver, CO
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Apr 29 |
Celebrity Theatre • Phoenix, AZ
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May 05 |
State Theatre • Kalamazoo, MI |
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The CD and DVD "Beyond the Pale" are available at: Wal-Mart (CD Only), Best Buy, Borders Stores, Hastings Entertainment, Barnes & Noble, Tower, Virgin, FYE, Coconuts, Specs, Strawberries and other fine stores.
The DVD is only $9.99 and includes:
• 68 minutes of stand-up concert.
• An additional 20 minutes of material not featured in Comedy Central One Hour Special (really only 42 minutes)
• Mr. Chicago (short movie) - My tour around Chicago on day of the DVD taping
• Eat Dinner with Jim (short movie) Enjoy a hot pocket with me
• My First Stand Up Performance (1/27/91) - See me sweat
• How to Break into Stand-Up Comedy - I play a character with all the answers
• A Short Cartoon of Jim
• Jim makes news
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FAN ART
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