The 61st Most Unsexy Man in World!

As you know I'm not one to brag, but every once in a while an honor is bestowed upon me that I feel I must share with my true friends.  I was recently voted the 61st Most Unsexy Man in the World. That's right ladies, in the whole world!  And get these apples; A Mr. Brad Pitt was number 100 on the Unsexy list.  I am 39 points less unsexy (in other words SEXIER!) than Brad Pitt!

This list was compiled and published by the very respected PHOENIX Magazine in Boston which, as you know, is where  Harvard is.  Then the story was picked up by MSNBC who rightly found it more important to report than silly things like the war, poverty, global warming or the genocide that continues to exist in the Sudan.

Remember, in the year 2000 the prestigious PEOPLE magazine voted Brad Pitt the “Sexist Man Alive”.  And now since it has been scientifically and undisputedly proven that I am far sexier than Brad Pitt (39 entire points!),  it won't be long till you see me and all my pale glory, shirtless, on the cover the most important magazine in America!  (Outside of SOAP OPERA DIGEST, of course.)

Jim


See you in Philly and DC this weekend!


Wanna WIN a FREE autographed DVD? Just submit a picture of yourself buying the CD of Beyond the Pale at one of the stores (If the store doesn't carry the CD, send a photo of yourself telling the manager/sales staff to get it in stock and let me know what store didn't have it).  We will send a FREE autographed copy of the DVD to the three most creative  photographs of someone buying the CD.  Submit your photos to photo@jimgaffigan.com.

Click here to view some recent entries.

DEADLINE for photos to be submitted is 11:59pm EST on April 22nd, 2006.

- Jim


Thanks for making Beyond the Pale the 4th highest selling comedy CD for the past SIX weeks! The distributor of has asked me to compile locations of those stores that didn’t have the CD or DVD of Beyond the Pale in stock. For example, the Wal-Mart in Topeka on Maple Drive didn’t have the CD or the Best Buy in the Houston Galleria didn’t have the DVD. You get the idea...

The CD and DVD "Beyond the Pale" are available at: Wal-Mart (CD Only), Best Buy, Borders Stores, Hastings Entertainment, Barnes & Noble, Tower, Virgin, FYE, Coconuts, Specs, Strawberries and other fine stores.

The DVD is only $8.99 and includes:

• 68 minutes of stand-up concert.
• An additional 20 minutes of material not featured in Comedy Central One Hour Special (really only 42 minutes)
• Mr. Chicago (short movie) - My tour around Chicago on day of the DVD taping
• Eat Dinner with Jim (short movie) Enjoy a hot pocket with me
• My First Stand Up Performance (1/27/91) -  See me sweat
• How to Break into Stand-Up Comedy - I play a character with all the answers
• A Short Cartoon of Jim
• Jim makes news
UPCOMING APPEARANCES!
Apr 21 The Trocadero • Philadelphia, PA
SOLD OUT! (7:30PM show)
Apr 21 The Trocadero • Philadelphia, PA
SOLD OUT! (10:30PM show)
Apr 22 Warner Theatre • Washington, D.C.
(7:00PM)
Apr 22 Warner Theatre • Washington, D.C.
(10:00PM)
Apr 27 Late Night with Conan O'Brien
NBC 12:35am
Apr 28 Paramount Theatre • Denver, CO
Special Offer Code is "BEYOND"
Apr 29 Celebrity Theatre • Phoenix, AZ
Special Offer Code is "BEYOND"
Apr 30 Canyon Club • Agoura Hills, CA
Pre-Sale Code is "BEYOND"
Apr 30 "Beyond the Pale" TV Special
RE-AIRS on COMEDY CENTRAL
May 02 Private Corporate Event • Carmel, CA
May 05 State Theatre • Kalamazoo, MI
May 06 Oregon State University
May 10 Private Corporate Event • Tucson, AZ
May 12 Tarrytown Music Hall • Tarrytown, NY
May 13 The Strand • Lakewood, NJ
(TicketMaster) (Strand Box Office)
May 20 Pechanga Resort & Casino • Temecula, CA
June 2 Wells Fargo Center for the Arts
Santa Rosa, CA
June 3 Mountain Winery • Saratoga, CA
Special Pre-Sale Code is "DIVERSE"
June 4 Crest Theatre • Sacramento, CA
June 23 The Great New Wonderful
In Theaters: NYC, Boston & DC
Jul 15 Borgata Hotel & Casino • Atlantic City , NJ
(NOT an "all ages" show)
Special Pre-Sale Code is "BEYOND"
PAST PERFORMANCES:
= SOLD OUT SHOW!!!!

MAR 03 - Moore Theater Downtown • Seattle, WA

MAR 04 - Aladdin Theater • Portland, OR

MAR 10 - Capitol Theater • Columbus, OH

MAR 11 - Uptown Theater • Kansas City, MO

MAR 17 - Michigan Theater • Ann Arbor, MI

MAR 18 - Pantages Theater • Minneapolis, MN 3 SHOWS

MAR 22 - James Madison University • Harrisonburg, VA

MAR 24 - Byham Theater • Pittsburgh, PA

MAR 25 - The Egg • Albany, NY - 2 SHOWS

APR 07 - Palace of Fine Arts • San Francisco - 2 SHOWS

APR 08 - Spreckels Theatre • San Diego, CA

APR 17 - DePaul University • Chicago, IL

PALE FORCE


If you missed the latest installment of Pale Force from Jim's appearance on Conan, click the following link:
http://www.jimgaffigan.com/paleforce_hq.shtml

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FAN ART
So, buddy, you think you're some kinda artist or somethin'? Have you found yourself strung out on Hot Pockets at 2am and can't help doodling manatees dancing with Jim?

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