I'm Pissed!

Excuse my French, but I'm so tired of people using email blasts for advertisements. It's disgusting!

Like if you opened this and realized this was a reminder for my One Hour Special that re-airs tonight Tuesday May 23rd at 10pm Eastern and Wednesday May 24th at 7pm Eastern on Comedy Central. It pisses me off. You don't want to read that. Sure a couple of you might want to DVR or TIVO it or throw a party, but most everyone has seen it. Everyone knows the cool people have seen the special and the really cool people have seen it twice, but that doesn't mean you need to read an email blast about the Special.

I'm sure you are like me, my time reading email is for embracing life. I don't want to be encouraged to get tickets to some great show that my friend is putting on in Northern California or Atlanta or Louisville before it's sold out.

You don't need to be encouraged to look at new videos on a friend's page. You are busy that's why you're reading an email blast right now. I remember when email blasts were just for good things like surveys and asking people to look at half naked pictures. I'm also pissed about people having too many artwork and photo hyper-links in email blasts.

I love you,

Jim

See you in Santa Rosa, Saratoga and Sacramento, CA June 2-4th!

Thanks for making Beyond the Pale the 4th highest selling comedy CD for the past EIGHT weeks on iTunes! The distributor of has asked me to compile locations of those stores that didn’t have the CD or DVD of Beyond the Pale in stock. For example, the Wal-Mart in Topeka on Maple Drive didn’t have the CD or the Best Buy in the Houston Galleria didn’t have the DVD. You get the idea...

The CD and DVD "Beyond the Pale" are available at: Wal-Mart (CD Only), Best Buy, Borders Stores, Hastings Entertainment, Barnes & Noble, Tower, Virgin, FYE, Coconuts, Specs, Strawberries and other fine stores.

The DVD s only $9.98 and includes:

• 68 minutes of stand-up concert.
• An additional 20 minutes of material not featured in Comedy Central One Hour Special (really only 42 minutes)
Mr. Chicago (short movie) - My tour around Chicago on day of the DVD taping
Eat Dinner with Jim (short movie) Enjoy a hot pocket with me
My First Stand Up Performance (1/27/91) -  See me sweat
How to Break into Stand-Up Comedy - I play a character with all the answers
A Short Cartoon of Jim
Jim makes news
UPCOMING APPEARANCES!
May 23 "Beyond the Pale" TV Special
RE-AIRS on COMEDY CENTRAL 10PM
May 24 "Beyond the Pale" TV Special
RE-AIRS on COMEDY CENTRAL 7PM
June 2 Wells Fargo Center for the Arts
Santa Rosa, CA
June 3 Mountain Winery • Saratoga, CA
Special Pre-Sale Code is "DIVERSE"
June 4 Crest Theatre • Sacramento, CA
June 6 Private Corporate Event • Kona, HI
June 16 The Tabernacle • Atlanta, GA
June 17 Brown Theatre • Louisville, KY
June 23 The Great New Wonderful
In Theaters: NYC, Boston & DC
Jul 15 Borgata Hotel & Casino • Atlantic City , NJ (NOT an "all ages" show) 9PM &11:59
PAST PERFORMANCES:
= SOLD OUT SHOW!!!!

MAR 03 - Moore Theater Downtown • Seattle, WA

MAR 04 - Aladdin Theater • Portland, OR

MAR 10 - Capitol Theater • Columbus, OH

MAR 11 - Uptown Theater • Kansas City, MO

MAR 17 - Michigan Theater • Ann Arbor, MI

MAR 18 - Pantages Theater • Minneapolis, MN 3 SHOWS

MAR 22 - James Madison University • Harrisonburg, VA

MAR 24 - Byham Theater • Pittsburgh, PA

MAR 25 - The Egg • Albany, NY -
2 SHOWS

APR 07 - Palace of Fine Arts • San Francisco - 2 SHOWS

APR 08 - Spreckels Theatre • San Diego, CA


APR 17 - DePaul University • Chicago, IL



APR 21 - Trocadero • Philadelphia, PA- 2 SHOWS


APR 22 - Warner Theatre • Washington DC - 2 SHOWS

APR 28 - Paramount TheatreDenver, CO -

APR 29 - Celebrity TheatrePhoenix, AZ -

MAY 05 - State Theatre • Kalamazoo, MI -

MAY 12 - Tarrytown Music Hall • Tarrytown,N, MI -

MAY 20 - Pechanga Resort & CasinoTemecula, CA

FILM OPENING:
THE GREAT NEW WONDERFUL

IN THEATERS JUNE 23 :
NY: Angelika
DC: E Street Theater
Boston: Kendall Square

PALE FORCE


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