See you in Atlanta and Louisville this weekend.


 Does anyone know where I can get some prescription drugs on the internet? I wish one person would email me with the information.  I'm not sure how to spell it but I'm hoping to get C11alis or other drugs spelled with numbers. Additionally, if anyone knows a Prince or a relative of someone important from Nigeria that I could give you my account information too, let me know. I'm also hoping to get some hot stock tips of companies that don't exist.  That would be great.

I love you,

Jim

P.S. - See you at the Tabernacle Theatre on Friday the 16th in Atlanta and on Saturday the 17th at the Brown Theatre in Louisville!


Thanks for making Beyond the Pale the 4th highest selling comedy CD for the past EIGHT weeks on iTunes! The distributor of has asked me to compile locations of those stores that didn’t have the CD or DVD of Beyond the Pale in stock. For example, the Wal-Mart in Topeka on Maple Drive didn’t have the CD or the Best Buy in the Houston Galleria didn’t have the DVD. You get the idea...

The CD and DVD "Beyond the Pale" are available at: Wal-Mart, Best Buy, Borders Stores, Hastings Entertainment, Barnes & Noble, Tower, Virgin, FYE, Coconuts, Specs, Strawberries and other fine stores.

The DVD s only $9.98 and includes:

• 68 minutes of stand-up concert.
• An additional 20 minutes of material not featured in Comedy Central One Hour Special (really only 42 minutes)
• Mr. Chicago (short movie) - My tour around Chicago on day of the DVD taping
• Eat Dinner with Jim (short movie) Enjoy a hot pocket with me
• My First Stand Up Performance (1/27/91) -  See me sweat
• How to Break into Stand-Up Comedy - I play a character with all the answers
• A Short Cartoon of Jim
• Jim makes news
UPCOMING APPEARANCES!
Jun 16 The Tabernacle • Atlanta, GA
Jun 17 Brown Theatre • Louisville, KY
Jun 23 The Great New Wonderful
In Theaters: NYC, Boston & DC
Jul 15 Borgata Hotel & Casino • Atlantic City , NJ (NOT an "all ages" show) 9PM &11:59
Jul 22 Solano County Fair • Vallejo, CA
Aug 19 Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom Hampton Beach, NH
Sep 30 Kingsbury Hall • Salt Lake City, UT
Oct 7 The Parker Playhouse • Ft. Lauderdale
Oct 8 TBA • Durham, NC
Oct 8 Berklee Theatre • Boston, MA
Oct 14 Town Hall • New York, NY
Oct 20 The Pageant • St. Louis, MO
Oct 21 Majestic Theater • Dallas, TX
Oct 25 Barrymore Theater • Madison, WI
Oct 26 Pabst Theatre • Milwaukee, WI
Oct 26 TBA • Appleton, WI
Oct 28 Grand Rapids Performing Arts Center
Grand Rapids, MI
Oct 26 Wiltern Theater • Los Angeles, CA
Nov 25 Grand Opera House • Wilmington, DE
PAST PERFORMANCES:
= SOLD OUT SHOW!!!!

MAR 03 - Moore Theater Downtown • Seattle, WA

MAR 04 - Aladdin Theater • Portland, OR

MAR 10 - Capitol Theater • Columbus, OH

MAR 11 - Uptown Theater • Kansas City, MO

MAR 17 - Michigan Theater • Ann Arbor, MI

MAR 18 - Pantages Theater • Minneapolis, MN 3 SHOWS

MAR 22 - James Madison University • Harrisonburg, VA

MAR 24 - Byham Theater • Pittsburgh, PA

MAR 25 - The Egg • Albany, NY - 2 SHOWS

APR 07 - Palace of Fine Arts • San Francisco - 2 SHOWS

APR 08 - Spreckels Theatre • San Diego, CA

APR 17 - DePaul University • Chicago, IL



APR 21 - Trocadero • Philadelphia, PA- 2 SHOWS

APR 22 - Warner Theatre • Washington DC - 2 SHOWS

APR 28 - Paramount Theatre • Denver, CO -

APR 29 - Celebrity Theatre • Phoenix, AZ -

MAY 05 - State Theatre • Kalamazoo, MI -

MAY 12 - Tarrytown Music Hall • Tarrytown,N, MI -

MAY 20 - Pechanga Resort & Casino • Temecula, CA

JUNE 2 - Wells Fargo Center • Santa Rosa , CA

JUNE 3 - Mountain Winery • Saratoga, CA

JUNE 4 - Crest Theatre • Sacramento, CA

FILM OPENING:
THE GREAT NEW WONDERFUL
IN THEATERS JUNE 23 :
NY: Angelika
DC: E Street Theater
Boston: Kendall Square
Poster | Trailer | Website

PALE FORCE


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