Special Pre-Sale Today for The Pageant in St. Louis

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This October 20th I'll be performing in St. Louis at The Pageant.

A special pre-sale for the show is available today. The Password is Beyond.

To buy tix for the Pageant show, click here: http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/06003CC8EB4CBF0E?artistid=863832&majorcatid=10002&minorcatid=51


I love you,

Jim

 

P.S. - In an effort to present you with additional ways to waste time, here is Our Massive Planet,my video podcast with Jordan Rubin. You can check it out three ways.


FILM OPENING:
THE GREAT NEW WONDERFUL
IN THEATERS THIS JUNE:
NY, DC & Boston
Poster | Trailer | Website | Myspace



THEATERS:

Angelika Film Center • New York NY
AMC Empire 25 • New York NY
Malverne Cinema 4 • Malverne NY
Kew Gardens Cinema • Kew Gardens NY
The E Street Cinema • Washington DC
One Kendall Square • Cambridge MA
AMC Loews Shirlington 7 • Arlington VA

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Thanks for making Beyond the Pale the 4th highest selling comedy CD for the past EIGHT weeks on iTunes! The distributor of has asked me to compile locations of those stores that didn’t have the CD or DVD of Beyond the Pale in stock. For example, the Wal-Mart in Topeka on Maple Drive didn’t have the CD or the Best Buy in the Houston Galleria didn’t have the DVD. You get the idea...

The CD and DVD "Beyond the Pale" are available at: Wal-Mart, Best Buy, Borders Stores, Hastings Entertainment, Barnes & Noble, Tower, Virgin, FYE, Coconuts, Specs, Strawberries and other fine stores.

The DVD s only $9.98 and includes:

• 68 minutes of stand-up concert.
• An additional 20 minutes of material not featured in Comedy Central One Hour Special (really only 42 minutes)
• Mr. Chicago (short movie) - My tour around Chicago on day of the DVD taping
• Eat Dinner with Jim (short movie) Enjoy a hot pocket with me
• My First Stand Up Performance (1/27/91) -  See me sweat
• How to Break into Stand-Up Comedy - I play a character with all the answers
• A Short Cartoon of Jim
• Jim makes news
UPCOMING APPEARANCES!
Jun The Great New Wonderful
In Theaters: NYC, Boston & DC
Jul 15 Borgata Hotel & Casino • Atlantic City , NJ (NOT an "all ages" show) 9PM &11:59
Jul 22 Solano County Fair • Vallejo, CA
Aug 19 Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom Hampton Beach, NH
Sep 23 Meadowbrook Music Festival •
Rochester Hills, MI
Sep 30 Kingsbury Hall • Salt Lake City, UT
Pre-sale password is Beyond
Oct 6 Gator Growl • Gainesville, FL
Oct 7 The Parker Playhouse • Ft. Lauderdale
Pre-sale password is Beyond
Oct 8 Carolina Theater • Durham, NC
Oct 13 Berklee Theatre • Boston, MA
ON SALE 6.20 at 10am
Oct 14 Town Hall • New York, NY
Oct 20 The Pageant • St. Louis, MO
Special Pre-sale password is Beyond
Oct 21 Majestic Theater • Dallas, TX
ON SALE 6.21 at 10am
Oct 25 Barrymore Theater • Madison, WI
Oct 26 Pabst Theatre • Milwaukee, WI
Special Pre-Sale Code is "JIM"
Oct 27 Fox Cities Performing Arts Center Appleton, WI
ON SALE 6.24 at 10am
Oct 28 Forest Hills Fine Arts Center
Grand Rapids, MI
ON SALE AUGUST 2nd 10AM EST
Nov 18 Wiltern Theater • Los Angeles, CA
Nov 25 Grand Opera House • Wilmington, DE
ON SALE AUGUST 1at 10AM EST
Dec 1 Murat Theatre • Indianapolis, IN
Dec 8 Private Event • Orlando, FL
Dec 9 Tampa Performing Arts Center • Tampa, FL
Dec 29 Turning Stone Resort & Casino • Verona, NY

PAST PERFORMANCES:
= SOLD OUT SHOW!!!!

MAR 03 - Moore Theater Downtown • Seattle, WA

MAR 04 - Aladdin Theater • Portland, OR

MAR 10 - Capitol Theater • Columbus, OH

MAR 11 - Uptown Theater • Kansas City, MO

MAR 17 - Michigan Theater • Ann Arbor, MI

MAR 18 - Pantages Theater • Minneapolis, MN 3 SHOWS

MAR 22 - James Madison University • Harrisonburg, VA

MAR 24 - Byham Theater • Pittsburgh, PA

MAR 25 - The Egg • Albany, NY - 2 SHOWS

APR 07 - Palace of Fine Arts • San Francisco - 2 SHOWS

APR 08 - Spreckels Theatre • San Diego, CA

APR 17 - DePaul University • Chicago, IL

APR 21 - Trocadero • Philadelphia, PA- 2 SHOWS

APR 22 - Warner Theatre • Washington DC - 2 SHOWS

APR 28 - Paramount Theatre • Denver, CO -

APR 29 - Celebrity Theatre • Phoenix, AZ -

MAY 05 - State Theatre • Kalamazoo, MI -

MAY 12 - Tarrytown Music Hall • Tarrytown,N, MI -

MAY 20 - Pechanga Resort & Casino • Temecula, CA

JUNE 2 - Wells Fargo Center • Santa Rosa , CA

JUNE 3 - Mountain Winery • Saratoga, CA

JUNE 4 - Crest Theatre • Sacramento, CA

JUNE 16 - The Tabernacle • Atlanta, GA

JUNE 17 - Brown Theatre • Louisville, KY

 

PALE FORCE


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http://www.jimgaffigan.com/paleforce_hq.shtml

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