This section is to show off my photoshop skills (and possibly to show what I do in my free time at 3AM.

In this contest (on fark.com) The idea was to create a new image from the fountain image (shown below).

Yes, you may think I have a guttermind, but, in reality, I was just trying to be classy with David :)

That is the story I am sticking with... I won't budge.

I created this image in approximately 45 minutes.