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When I was five years old, my Mom asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I said, "I want to be an actress."
Don't get the wrong idea, buddy, that's what they call people who act in France -- or somewhere over there in that Europe place.
Now I'm not gonna mention that I've appeared on "Sex and the City" or all three "Law & Order" series, and that in 2004 I showed up as an actor on ABC, FOX and NBC. I don't want to brag. That's not my style. I also don't feel comfortable bringing up the fact I was cast member of "The Ellen Show" or I was co-lead of the critically acclaimed "Welcome to New York." And don't ask me to bring up the two dozen films I've appeared in, it's just not my style. Sorry.
As you can see I have many looks: Dumb white guy, evil white guy, dumb evil white guy, nerdy white guy, lovable loser white guy, nerdy lovable loser white guy and hot sexy white guy. (I'm aware the last one doesn't involve much acting.) | |
