Will Jim send me an autographed headshot?
Unfortunately, I don't have the time to do this. I'm busy and lazy which makes it very hard to send them out. I hope you understand. Feel free to print out a photo of me and plagerize my signature. After headlining a club or a theater show, I always stick around to sign CDs and whatever. I will sign anything you like.


Why would I want anything signed by Jim?
I don't really know. So you can put it in a drawer and throw it out in five years, I suppose.


When will Jim be in my town or on some TV show?
If you join my email list, I will notify you of all my upcoming TV appearances and when I'll be in your neck of the woods.


How old do I have to be to get into one of Jim's stand up shows?
My theater shows are open to all ages. Comedy clubs having individual age requirements.

Can i get into that private event listed on tour dates?
Sorry,  private corporate events are closed to the public.  I could get in big trouble if i attempted to get people into one of these shows.


Any advice for someone thinking of getting into stand up or acting?
For stand up just write a lot and give it a whirl. For acting, who knows. Please read interviews.


Why is Jim so Pale?
I had surgery to get like this. Expensive Surgery.



Do people really ever ask any of these questions?
No, but why are you being so hostile?